Even Bazball's Downfall, this Loyal Fan Group's Crew of Seasoned Tourists Is Unmoved.
Steady, trooper. England's side could be heading into the upcoming Ashes Test already 2-0 down, but not everyone within the England setup is deterred. Exists one unit tailor-made for these circumstances, a crack(pot) unit who are arguably the quintessential experts in defeat. Have your dreams been shattered? Is the disappointment beneath the burden of unmet expectation? Well then, join the Barmy Army.
Advance Guard Gather on an Anniversary City
Already, their first wave are gathering in Adelaide, the city where they were established 30 years ago. England's iconic – and per capita most vocal – away supporters will be dreaming of an celebratory against-all-odds victory, similar to the one they celebrated on that mid-90s tour. And no matter the outcome on the pitch, away from the field the revelries will be long and loud.
"The cricket's been incredibly disappointing," one founder concedes, "yet we're the blessed group, because we're on holiday. It's probably harder for the people at home."
Despite Bazball's nuclear implosion doesn't trouble this band of hardened veterans. They've been watching England's top-order failures since prior to a new generation were born. They've witnessed more fielding errors than star players have Test wickets. Their touring history as an Ashes supporters' club stands at: contested many, lost often, won seldom. If anyone comprehend how to weather a series sweep, that would be the founding members.
A Ubiquitous Presence On Screen
Indeed, on television, the Barmy Army do seem to be everywhere during this Ashes. TV directors at the grounds often appear more interested in the Barmies than in their own fans. Sports networks regularly use them as banter-primed prelude to a day's play. Remarkably the athletes on the field give them a wave, with a supporter portraying a monarch conducting a chorus of a well-known tune.
From Backpackers to Institution
It's possible that the Barmy Army's dual effect of endurance and omnipresence has now masked quite how stunning their dominance of tourist following has been. Thirty years in the past a few backpackers were united in comical mockery of their team at England's poor away record. Now their reputation is so intertwined with the men's Test side that their colourful, "unique" crowd is all but establishment itself. They've certainly come a long way since the early days.
One founding member still remembers the excited anticipation of the opening day of that pioneering tour. After the opposition building a solid score, he led a six-person conga in the stands, provoking the Australian supporters with a chant about historical figures. "Home supporters hurled abuse at us, then threw drink containers – the stuff that we still get today," he recalls. "However when we got back our modest following of England followers had all participated."
Earning Acclaim From Players
Following a loss, England's tour continued to struggle. Those travelling with the team around the country must have been slightly mad. When it came to the Melbourne and Sydney matches their numbers had grown to the hundreds. The players, however, came to value their presence at the grounds. When England secured a face-saving victory, a star summoned a supporter up to the players' area to lead the revelry. Such camaraderie persists.
An Evolving Business
But then, the sheer numbers the Barmy Army can attract are as valuable to the sport as they are to overseas venues. On this tour alone, their official tours will accommodate a large number of paying travellers. All kinds of celebrations are organised for the three-decade milestone.
This is, after all, an entity born of love for the game and business acumen. The logic they trace their origin to a particular match is because that was when they started offering souvenir shirts. The short initial run was so immediately successful – and financially rewarding – that it began a lasting enterprise. Over the years, the original members have helped turn a group of mates into an major tour operator.
Modern Considerations
That creates its own issues, especially at a time when sport is trying to lose some of its rowdy image. The Barmy Army's management are eager to highlight that a growing percentage of their supporters on tour are now female. With societal shifts, the vocals have had to get cleaner, too. "Things that were common 30 years ago you cannot utter today, and that's absolutely right," says a representative. "It's not possible to tell someone how to behave in their own space, but we will not promote songs that are offensive."
{A Natural Mellowing?
Might the Barmy Army become more sedate? The average supporter age is now in middle age – mirroring the founders themselves, who have been happy to distance themselves from the management. One founder is experiencing this tour purely as a fan – leaving young professionals to populate the Barmy Army's digital presence. "It's easy to overlook how hard it used to be to communicate with each other," he chuckles. "Our method was all by shouting – 'everyone's going to the pub!'"
Turning to this Ashes series, the impossible dream of a 3-2 turnaround remains alive, which is classic Barmy Army indeed. Should England do lose in Adelaide … well, South Africa next Christmas is always an option.